Dove0097 发表于 2020-9-20 08:43   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 短篇笑话3则

1、一对结婚多年的夫妇,一天老婆质问老公:“咱两个谈恋受的时侯,你说我要是嫁给你,就算我想要天上的月亮,你也会摘给我。现在我已经嫁给你了,可你答应给我摘的月亮呢。”
老公忘了忘窗外,道:“不是我不给你摘,问题是月亮它老在夜里出来,而你晚上又不让我外出。”

2、小王一大早打电话给经理:“经理,我今天晚点要晚上才能去上班,家里有点小麻烦。”
“是什么麻烦啊?”
“我妻子丢了500块钱,她正在找呢。”
“她找她的,还影响你上班了?”
“不是,那。。。那钱在我脚下踩着呢。”

3、妻子给丈夫打电话,故意换了一种声音:“你猜,我是谁?”
丈夫一听,立刻兴奋起来,说:“我的好妹妹,你是XX夜总会的丽丽吧?”
妻子一听大怒,恢复自己的声音:“你说谁是丽丽?”
丈夫一惊,连忙换了声调说:“你猜!我是谁?”
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