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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、工商局依法查处了一起奥运侵权案件:一内裤生产厂家抢先注册两个商标:男式内裤叫“鸟巢”,女式内裤叫“水立方”,最令奥运组委会气恼的是其广告词是:同一个地方,同一个梦想。
2、老俩口看电视,突然转播选美比赛。老头子一看,脸红了,转身进屋。老太太笑:老头子还挺封建。一会老头子回来了,端正坐好,脸上多了副老花眼镜。
3、一女嫁六郎。离了!原因:
  大郎中石油的,钻太深,受不了;
  二郎消防队的,拔出来就喷,难受;
  三郎建设局的,脱了又穿,穿了又脱,瞎拆腾;
  四郎包鱼塘的,一连两次水干了才搞,不痛才怪;
  五郎是组织部的,光谈话会唬人,不搞实事;
  六郎是公务员,就知道走后门。

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