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古装笑话一

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古装笑话一

咬紧牙关

有姑嫂两人,都死了男人而守寡,姑姑常对嫂子说:“做孤霜须要咬

紧了牙关过日子。”

不多久,姑姑暗地里与人私通,嫂子发觉,就用前番小姑对自己讲的

话来责备她。哪知小姑张开空无一牙的瘪嘴给嫂子看,并说:“你也看

看,我得有牙齿才好咬呀。”

为小失大

某人为得到行人粪便,造一个粪坑在路旁。一天,他老远见人持衣服,

断定此人将小便。为防止这人到对邻的一只茅坑上去,他装着大便,先踞

那厕,小便的人果然上他造的粪坑。他开心极了,不觉撤出一屁,并带下

少许大便来,他痛心极了,懊恼叹道:“为小失大!为小失大!”

以驴换马

某人骑着瘦毛驴出门,道遇一个骑骏马的人,急忙跨下驴来,客气地

说:“愿意用这驴跟您的马相交换。”

骑马人觉得好气,说:“您这人不痴呆吧?”

骑驴者说:“我看你这等迟疑不决,正想说你痴呆呢!”

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第二个笑话我喜欢,楼主发的太少了,希望再多发一点

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